I actually read the follow up to this story, and it's impressive as well.
Apparently the authorities decided the only way they were going to lure him out of the forests was to kidnap his girlfriend, and lock her in a giant safe.. the only safe he's ever failed to crack.
Well, shit. It looks like the guy is going to cash in his chips.. they see him walking on horseback towards them, head drooping dejectedly. But when they get closer, they realize it's actually the sheriff, knocked out and tied to the guy's horse!
They whirl around, but it's too late - the guy has already cracked the safe (using secret safecracking techniques taught to him by the ghost of his dad), saved the girl, made sweet love to the girl while inside (talk about practising SAFE SEX) and then rode off into the sunset.
Uh.. on another horse. Yeah, that first horse was crap. His new one is much better.
The girl turns to him as they ride off, and asks him where they will go. He thinks, and says: "Somewhere far from the foolishness of man. Somewhere far from all the fighting and the pain..
Apparently the authorities decided the only way they were going to lure him out of the forests was to kidnap his girlfriend, and lock her in a giant safe.. the only safe he's ever failed to crack.
Well, shit. It looks like the guy is going to cash in his chips.. they see him walking on horseback towards them, head drooping dejectedly. But when they get closer, they realize it's actually the sheriff, knocked out and tied to the guy's horse!
They whirl around, but it's too late - the guy has already cracked the safe (using secret safecracking techniques taught to him by the ghost of his dad), saved the girl, made sweet love to the girl while inside (talk about practising SAFE SEX) and then rode off into the sunset.
Uh.. on another horse. Yeah, that first horse was crap. His new one is much better.
The girl turns to him as they ride off, and asks him where they will go. He thinks, and says: "Somewhere far from the foolishness of man. Somewhere far from all the fighting and the pain..
..SOMEWHERE SAFE"
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