i've been lying to myself way to much lately...

[complex_touch_]

I hate you Texas, I need my clothes and postcards back. really.



So about this camp...
nicest place in the world
(except for the causing of eating disorders and an outburst of a sex drive for french men that had all american boys breaking down their own self- esteem)

anyways, i think I've heard enough of those girlies who way 90 pounds puking up their vegetable stir- fry because they think they are obese and want to be as skinny as those underweight frenchies who don't like dessert.

So, on to better things...
i had muffins every morning for the past 15 days :)

Camp was amazing, and i wouldnt trade it for the world...
((I have some new friends from LA, and they're just the hottest things on this earth :P <33))

okay, i have about a million stories i could tell you, but i they all would be very difficult to explain without facial expressions.. soo, here are some things to think about...

1. LoonyBins
2. Tampon ass
3. "I'd like to thank you for the bubble bath"
4. "It was great sleeping on top of you ladies every night" (and boys should never get the top floor...)
5. 40 year old men in malls
6. rape by pen
7. girlie with anal sex obsession... (yes, that one turned out to be my room mate)
8. girl who sleeps in my door way
9. doooo---youuuuuu--pllaaayyyyy-tennnnnniiiiissssssssss??? **while swinging arms slowly* (sorry love, those french boys aren't challenged as you think...)
10. getting kicked out of the dollar store by an angry indian man...
    
    hope you enjoyed :)

I'd write more... but I'm feeling artistic...
[will be painting my room]