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[completesilence]

Here are the Options

Plan A      Calvin
Plan B      UofM
Plan C      MSU
Plan D      UofM Flint-town
Plan E      Crawl in a hole because A-D didnt work AND
                                              I have no matches on eharmony.
                                              buh-dur-ump-ah
                                              (sound effects of two drum beats and a cymble)