Does this need a subject?
Someone sent me one of those "Let's get to know one another better..." chain letters where you're supposed to answer all the questions and then send it back to the person who sent it to you, as well as everyone else in your address book. Well, I hate those (and there are very few things I hate). For some reason that I will probably never know, I decided to actually go through one and do it... well sorta. Just thought I should preface it with this disclaimer, just in case anyone actually reads my LJ which I highly doubt... (No Div, I'm not being emo...yes I know you read my LJ...you're the exception, not the rule).
DISCLAIMER:
This is SO not serious. I tried to respond to the questions with about as much sincerity as I would if they were truly asked of me, but my extreme prejudice of chain mail may have colored my responses...slightly. Be warned.
1. When was the last time you had sex?
With myself or someone else?
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
How do I what?
3. Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
What exactly do you mean by "in"?
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
*looks around* Possibly?
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
What things do you think I get tense about? Why are you asking me this?
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Which famous person do you want me to resemble?
7. What is your favourite pizza topping?
I believe the answer is "What is tomato sauce?"
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Which ones?
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
Do you know that one song by that one group that has that back beat?
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Did my mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
12. What are your super powers?
Would you mind confessing yours first?
13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
Hardest?
14. Where are your car keys?
I have car keys?
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
How do you spell questionnaire and what if I'm deaf?
16. What's your most annoying habit?
Who said anything about me having an annoying habit?
17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
What's a vacation?
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
*looks around* I have to pick one?
19. What is your best physical feature?
Who said that I have physical features?
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
What if I don't have any CDs?
21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Ice, water, and what's another form of water?
22. What superstition do you believe/practise?
Does it count if I believe that poking people (or a certain person) brings good luck?
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Drive what, exactly?
26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self?
What if my name is neutral?
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
What if I'm mute?
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Could I go in both directions at once?
29. What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie?
He's the car guy right?
30. What CD is in your stereo?
My stereo?
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
What the frak does OCD stand for?
32. How many kids do you want to have?
What if I only want one?
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
What if I want to be a nun?
34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
Again, what if I want to be a nun?
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
*starts humming*What if someone is always watching? *shifty eyes*
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Why do I feel like you are implying that being me would be work?
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
What if I'm never going to die?
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
What if I'm still a "kid"?
39. What is your favourite kid's movie?
How do you know I have a favourite?
40. Favourite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
What if I've never been to a concert?
41. Have you ever been in love?
With who?
42. Do you talk to yourself?
Do you talk to yourself?
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Would you feel offended if I said you?
DISCLAIMER:
This is SO not serious. I tried to respond to the questions with about as much sincerity as I would if they were truly asked of me, but my extreme prejudice of chain mail may have colored my responses...slightly. Be warned.
1. When was the last time you had sex?
With myself or someone else?
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
How do I what?
3. Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
What exactly do you mean by "in"?
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
*looks around* Possibly?
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
What things do you think I get tense about? Why are you asking me this?
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Which famous person do you want me to resemble?
7. What is your favourite pizza topping?
I believe the answer is "What is tomato sauce?"
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Which ones?
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
Do you know that one song by that one group that has that back beat?
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Did my mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
12. What are your super powers?
Would you mind confessing yours first?
13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
Hardest?
14. Where are your car keys?
I have car keys?
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
How do you spell questionnaire and what if I'm deaf?
16. What's your most annoying habit?
Who said anything about me having an annoying habit?
17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
What's a vacation?
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
*looks around* I have to pick one?
19. What is your best physical feature?
Who said that I have physical features?
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
What if I don't have any CDs?
21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Ice, water, and what's another form of water?
22. What superstition do you believe/practise?
Does it count if I believe that poking people (or a certain person) brings good luck?
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Drive what, exactly?
26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self?
What if my name is neutral?
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
What if I'm mute?
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Could I go in both directions at once?
29. What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie?
He's the car guy right?
30. What CD is in your stereo?
My stereo?
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
What the frak does OCD stand for?
32. How many kids do you want to have?
What if I only want one?
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
What if I want to be a nun?
34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
Again, what if I want to be a nun?
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
*starts humming*What if someone is always watching? *shifty eyes*
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Why do I feel like you are implying that being me would be work?
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
What if I'm never going to die?
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
What if I'm still a "kid"?
39. What is your favourite kid's movie?
How do you know I have a favourite?
40. Favourite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
What if I've never been to a concert?
41. Have you ever been in love?
With who?
42. Do you talk to yourself?
Do you talk to yourself?
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Would you feel offended if I said you?