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Cell Phone Post

Jan 05, 2015 17:39

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steampunk cell phone, text, voice

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/spamz voicemail livedtwolives January 19 2009, 04:36:23 UTC

So I've always wanted to know what the ringtone on this thing sounded like.

/lieks it compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 06:56:18 UTC

...If 'ringtone' means what I think it does, it's "Holy, Holy, Holy, Lord."

Maybe a few more holies in there.

Bored?

:B omg do you rly livedtwolives January 19 2009, 06:59:00 UTC

You're a dork.

... Maybe a little bit.

Txt me back.

Yeah but I fake distress really good don't I compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 07:01:32 UTC

[delay of several hours minutes because he insists on typing EVERY LETTER]

not sure ive got it

can you see it?

sooner talk in person

; ; what are you trying to say sniff livedtwolives January 19 2009, 07:10:24 UTC

[lkdfjasklj DYING OF LAUGHTER MUCH? u-uh on the inside >> (okay not just on the inside)]

but this i so much more fun

;~; nothiing at all compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 07:23:36 UTC

[ffff he's sneaking up to your room Connor]

what did i do to you?

[secretly relieved the whole gender curse thing has been forgiven, adds]

this is like telegraphing. from the same house.

B) i win livedtwolives January 19 2009, 07:30:31 UTC

maybe i didnt want 2 walk downstairs

its a long way

[omg is he there yet :3]

Y ;-; [action] compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 07:34:28 UTC

[knocks on his door, leaning back to fiddle with the thing and text out laboriously]

it is not.

[action] livedtwolives January 19 2009, 07:38:40 UTC

[AHAH TOO LATE, Connor got the door open in time to see you make faces down at your cellphone Gabe]

... [kljadfsklj LOL] Well I guess it doesn't matter since I didn't have to make the trip at all, huh?

[action] compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 07:47:24 UTC

[looks up at him with raw indignation on his face] Hey. [not a hey of greeting, either, that is a hey of distress and agony. A hey of pain and suffering. A hey of hey-stop-that.]

Next time I'll make you come downstairs. That sound fair?

[action] livedtwolives January 19 2009, 07:55:22 UTC

[do you see this pouty fais, Gabe? how could you deny it anything? how?]

It doesn't.

[action] compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 08:06:17 UTC

[fffff the pouty face. Steels himself.] C'mon. A minute ago you were laughing.

[adds] You don't want to get lazy, do you? Keep this up and I'll have you clean out the whole attic. [he would, too.]

[action] livedtwolives January 19 2009, 08:11:07 UTC

[DB GABE, HOW COULD YOU.] I was at work all day! [ffff for maximum guilt trippage; as a red-blooded teenage male who is occasionally asked to clean his room and etc, he has had practice.] You're going to punish me for wanting to see you? [YOUR MOVE, CHARLES.]

[action] compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 08:15:39 UTC

[raises an eyebrow - that's a good point] Granted--... [pauses at the second bit, making a weird face as a cross between surprise and mild worry, like a werewolf just crashed in through the window and called him by name or something]

Wait a minute--No, I can't punish you. [backpedaling as fast as Lance Armstrong's mirror-universe counterpart] I'm not your father.

[action] livedtwolives January 19 2009, 08:21:22 UTC

[... dlskafjlkj XD GABE what a failure] Thanks for the newsflash, Walter Cronkite. [STERN LOOK. you have totally brushed past his brilliant attempt to focus on weird issues, and it is not appreciated.] Any reason you just did the verbal wacky?

[also would Lance Armstrong's mirror-universe counterpart have three balls?]

[action] compactcrucifix January 19 2009, 08:25:01 UTC

Wh-... [oh, that's not important, of course. Brushes invisible dust off one arm in an attempt to look busy and buy time] Huh? --No. No, no. [communication.] ...You don't need another one of those.

[I was hoping you would ask. He would indeed have three balls, and each of them would have a tiny goatee.]

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