Just showed my mom several pictures of Michael Fassbender
My mom came in to talk while I was puttering around on Tumblr, she saw a picture of James McAvoy.
Mom: Oh, he’s nice. Who’s that?
Me: Yeah that was James McAvaoy, he was Professor Xavier in the new X-Men movie. I’m more interested in this guy though:
Mom: hmmmm Nice
Me: Especially because:
Me: mmmmmmmmmmmmmhoney
Mom: Ok going into too much information there
Me: Want me to go further? Cause I could worship his lower back
Mom: OOooooooook then
Me: NO REALLY! Look!
Me: I seriously could worship that just hnnnn *makes gestures*
Mom: Alright honey you’re dreaming, just keep dreaming
Me: Oh I’m dreaming, I could fill seedy romance novels with that I’m dreaming.
Mom: Keep it clean!