REGULUS BLACK: 2 September, 1972

[favourite_son]

Dear Mother and Father,

I can't find Everything is fine. Do you I thought you would like to know that I have already become acquainted with Rabastan Lestrange. He has given me all of his chocolate frog cards. I'm sure that Aunt and Uncle will be glad as well. Should I write to cousin Bellatrix, too

Comments

[stagboy]

God, you're tiny! Sirius never said his brother was a midget!

Regulus really is utterly adorable.

[favourite_son]

I am nothing like a midget. You're clearly either blind or very stupid.

He can't seem to help it, although he would protest most vocally. :)

[stagboy]

You're very very short. How is that not like a midget?

The vocal protests would add to his cuteness, I'm afraid.

[favourite_son]

*huffily*
I am not short. I'm the perfect height.

Oh dear, then there's not a lot he can do, is there?

[stagboy]

Perfect for what? A worm's-eye view of the daisies?

No, not aside from be loved and cooed over.

[favourite_son]

Perfect for my age. The Healer said so, so you don't know what you're talking about.

I'm sure he can manage to put up with that.

[stagboy]

The Healer obviously likes midgets. People have odd fetishes, you know. Maybe he had a mouthy midget fetish.

[favourite_son]

I don't know what you mean. *quickly* But he didn't.

[stagboy]

How do you know he didn't if you don't even know what I mean?

[favourite_son]

*defensively*
I do know what you mean. And he didn't. There was nothing Flemish about him.

[stagboy]

*sniggers*
Not Flemish. Fetish. Don't you know what a fetish is?

[favourite_son]

*raises his chin*
Of course I do. He wasn't that, either.