Dear Mr Yaxley,
Luckily, it's a Hogsmeade weekend coming up so I can meet you at The Hog's Head this Saturday, at 11am, if that suits you.
I'll be bringing my mate Sirius Black, and telling my friends where we're going so you can't try kidnapping us and selling us to slavers, alright?
Also, if you've got any pictures of my Uncle William you could bring, that'd be great. I've only got the one, see?
sincerely,
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P.S. You wouldn't buy us both a firewhiskey, would you?