Dear Lo;
It's been something of a day, Lo, and you must promise not to panic. I'm in safe hands, I'm in one piece and that is really all that matters. And now I can add RIGHT WRIST TWICE to the list of broken bones which I think means that I'm winning again, after that unfortunate incident that Ed had with the willow last year. Sorry about the hand writing, old chap - Pumpkin Pomfrey did her best but my wrist is still kind of sore. You want the whole story, I can tell. Well, there was a Quidditch match and my broom went one way and I went another. Brooms are tricky contraptions, Lo, and they're harder to fall off than you'd think.. Guess my mind wasn't really on the game which is my own fault, really. Ted's been spending more and more time with this stuck up bitch called Andromeda...what kind of a name is fucking ANDROMEDA anyway? I could stand the not-shagging...don't get me wrong, I miss the shaggng, but he's been my best friend since I was twelve Len, and I don't know i can cope without him, shagging or no shagging. And I think it's going to come to that, Len. I think I've done a terrible thing.
Home for the summer in a week, Lo; after that falli need all the rest tha I can get. No Quidditch for a while, Lo. I hurt, Dolores. I hurt. Never fall 20 foot and bounce off a Slytherin, Lo. Not if you value your bones. Gotta stop now, Lo. My wrist is killing me.
P:S: It worked. He was here when it happened. He looked terrifed. I wish that he hadn't been here. He's going to want to know, eventually.
Still. No baby, no problem.