Dear Father,
I know that you’re disappointed that I got a detention but I really feel that what I did was justified. Yes, I did an entrail-expelling curse on Gilderoy Lockhart, it was just his spleen for Merlin’s sake! but Madam Pomfrey put everything back where it belonged. And it did ruin his blue paisley robes. I offered to buy him some new
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*angelically*
I will never get a detention when I'm at Hogwarts. Never ever, ever.
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*gives another ferocious scowl*
Oh I'm sure you won't!
*significant glance*
But I might just risk getting another one!
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I'm sure Edgar would love Spongebob... he might not like the cheek-pinching though!
*jaw drops*
*smoothly*
You wouldn't dare curse me... I'm littler than you are!
*a bit nervously*
Er, would you?
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*grins like a shark*
And what does your size have to do with anything?
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hee hee -- There's now a pre-little-edgar icon, too!
*frowns*
Well...
I'm littler than you are, you see... So, since you're bigger you shouldn't pick on me...
*nods solemnly*
That's how it works you know... Since my sister Amelia is bigger than me she shouldn't pick on me and since I'm bigger than my brother Oliver, I'm not supposed to pick on him...
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*thoughtfully*
I see. And does that stop Amelia from picking on you? Or you from picking on Oliver?
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*brow furrows*
*frowns*
Well, Amelia still picks on me... But that might just be because I pick on her...
*shrugs*
*frowns again*
But I don't pick on Oliver... He's my best friend and he's really little!
*raises an eyebrow*
Do you have any brothers or sisters? Do you pick on them?
Just so you know, it may be a few days before I can reply -- my computer (or rather its power adapter) seems to have died...
:-(
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So it seems that size isn't a very effective deterrent when it comes to picking on people.
*makes a face*
I have two younger sisters. No brothers, but I have cousins. *shrugs* I guess you could call it that.
OOOH! Too bad! :( I hope your computer is better soon.
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Yeah, I guess you're right... It doesn't usually stop Amelia or me...
*nods*
And I guess brothers and sisters and cousins usually pick on each other....
*hopefully*
But you wouldn't want to pick on me, would you?
*sneaks onto LJ on the family computer*
*hugs* I hope my computer is better soon, too! I'm (sadly) a bit lost without it!
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*very seriously*
Not if you didn't give me a reason to. Maybe.
It's an addiction, isn't it?
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*squirms*
Um... Because you're older? And you should know better?
*shrugs*
That's what my parents always tell me, anyway...
*eyes widen*
*eyes narrow*
What sort of reason would you need?
Oh, it is! It's been a long few days without a steady internet fix connection. ;-)
I think I should get used to being internet-less though... *sighs* Computer Solution #1 didn't work, so tomorrow the nice tech-man is going on to Solution #2: replacing motherboard... This worries me...
:-(
*crosses fingers*
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Parents say a lot of things though. You can't always go by that.
*seriously*
I hope you I never find out.
Oh dear! Well, I hope it works! *crosses fingers as well*
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But they're parents... Aren't you supposed to listen to what they say?
*eyes narrow further*
*thinks for a moment*
*uneasily*
I suppose you have a point...
Woe... My computer is very, very Dead. It's currently being shipped away for more important technicians to play with it... 3 to 5 more days... *sighs*
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Oh listening is all right. Nothing wrong with listening. Doing, now that's a different matter entirely sometimes.
*grandly*
Well there you go then. You don't give me a reason and I won't pick on you. Simple!
Alas poor computer! I really hope it's better soon!
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Generally, I get into trouble when I'm not doing as they say...
*suspiciously*
So as long as I don't give you a reason, you won't pick on me... And you won't pick on me just cause you could?
Thanks! *hugs*
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*slowly*
Ye..ee.s; I suppose that's workable. I'm not making any promises, mind you, but that shouldn't be a problem.
*grins*
My server was down all day yesterday because of a blown transformer. I nearly went nuts from LJ withdrawal. I don't know how you're standing this! ;)
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