Bloch, King and Harris
Solicitors
Diagon Alley
London
Dear Mr Bloch
I am writing to request an appointment with you for the purpose of setting up my own account at Gringotts. As you are well aware, because of my Fathers Neanderthal attitude toward women wishes; I will be unable to open an account of my own until I come of age next month. I would
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I'm fine. Thank you so much for asking.
And yourself? What have you been up to lately?
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Its pretty interesting. Anything interesting happen with you lately?
I LOVE Bellatrix
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Do you play, or do you just have aspirations?
*secretive smile*
Nothing worth mentioning really.
*blushes* Thank you!
She's in a very whimsical mood right now. Something she ate, no doubt. ;)
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Hard to believe, a girl like you Bella, would have nothing woth mentioning.
Montague wants to be bad soo much. He's too much a sissy. XP
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Since you were 5? That's quite amazing. If I'm not being presumptuous; maybe you'd play for me sometime.
*demure smile*
Well...nothing that would interest you, I'm sure.
I'll give Monty the same warning I give to everyone about Bella: Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it? ;) But given her mood right now, he's likely to come out of the encounter without too much scarring. Do with it what you will. I'll follow your lead.
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Yeah. Maybe.
*Curious-newbie to Hogwarts*
Anything I can help you with?
Monty is anxious to DO something!
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*thinks for a moment*
I don't believe so, not right now. But it's very kind of you to offer.
How's school going for you? Settling in all right?
Have at it then! Intrepid fellow that he is!
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I cant get this damn Alohamora charm. EVERYONE gets it but me. But I can do a mean, expelliarmus
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That's too bad. Why don't you show me? Maybe I can see what you're doing wrong.
*friendly smile*
After all; you never know when you might need to unlock a door.
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ALOHAMORA
*cricket chirp, cricket chirp*
see! nothing!
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Well, that was rather er, lacking something, wasn't it? But I think I see what the problem is.
*stands behind him and puts her hand over his*
Hold your wrist like this. *moves his wrist slightly*
Now try it.
*giggles madly* My brother makes the same chirping noise when he messes something up! :D
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*moves his wrist"
ALOHAMORA!
*wand illuminates*
THAT WAS IT! THAT WAS IT! Know any more charms I can try?!?
poor monty. sooo misdirected.
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You're quite a quick study! I'm impressed.
Oh yes. I know lots of things you could try. Did you have anything particular in mind?
Ambiguously worded so he can take it either way.
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Anything.... swift, shocking and inconspicious?
*smiles innocently*
Just Because
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I recently learned one that's very shocking. But it's hardly inconspicuous, so I guess that won't do.
*thinks*
There's a charm that makes the victim feel as if he'd run into a brick wall. I could show you that. Or did you have a different sort of shock in mind?
I quite understand. It's always best to be prepared.
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