Dear Aunt Mildred,
Violet wrote to me saying that Jude is acting strange. She named the cat Jude. You said it would be allright if I let her keep it, but was there anything you forgot to tell me? Vi doesn’t know I’m a wizard and I’d hate to explane it in a letter. What was Jude exactly? How could you do this to me!? I finally found someone
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*claps him on the back unnecessarily hard*
What's up your bottom, now? Looks like you're about to chew your own hand off with nerves. Problem?
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Cat. Bloody. Stupid.
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*raises an eyebrow*
Would do to be a bit more clear in your speech, Wormtail. Don't have the foggiest idea what you're nattering on about.
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I told James. That cat that tried to kill me and chew your ears off? I sent it to Violet and now it's doing things. So she says. But she doesn't know I'm a wizard so I don't know how to get it back without looking like a crazy person.
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*muttering*
Bloody cat.
Doing...things? *blank look*
Oh. Damn. That's bad.
*rubs his chin, thinking*
Us lads should all get together and discuss this.
*shakes his head*
No. No good at all.
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I don't know what we'd discuss. How can we get it back from all the way out here? I sent a letter to Aunt Mildred asking her about it and to Vi asking what it's doing. Should know exactly what it is pretty soon.
*groans*
But if you guys think you can help that would be great. Do you think I should tell her about the whole...wizard thing?
*sits down*
Bloody, buggering, fuck.
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*thoughtfully*
Bugger.
Well, aside from the fact that it's... you know... illegal and all? Erm... how d'you think she'd take it? Some Muggles just go a bit funny when they hear things like that. Or they just think you have.
*drops down next to him*
Excactly how much do you like her?
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Bloody hell.
*runs fingers through hair*
She's, well, she's nice you know. And she smells nice, and says funny things. But..
*groan*
I forgot about the illegal thing. You think they can tell when you just explain it to someone? Like when you do magic out of school.
*cocks head*
I should end it, shouldn't I?
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Yeah. But...
*laughs a little*
It's not as if the bloody poe-leez come and get you for talking, right? But the point is, if she tells anyone else about it, the Ministry might find out. And then there'd be the whole wide-scale Obliviate and that can get very messy. *shakes his head* Not a good idea.
*raises an eyebrow*
D'you think that'd solve it? *shrugs his shoulders* Dunno much about Muggles, mate. Maybe you should be asking Remus.
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*puts chin on fist*
I think I do need to go find Remus. Hmph.
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I dunno if they would or not. In any case, if they found out you'd been spelling Muggles they wouldn't take it very well.
Yeah. He knows the most about Muggles and what they get up to. He might have some ideas, you know?
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