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GAAWWWSH! I hate Livejournal because I don't know how to do anything on it. Somebody needs to come tutor me.
I went to counseling today, and my counseler (his name is Tim,) subtly compared me to Lucifer. That was.....cool.....I guess........I almost got mad, but then I realized he didn't mean that in a bad way.......................
Tim's wife is the receptionist at Hope Center and she has a very low voice. This is especially delicious for me because her name is, Rosina. Hahahaha. For some reason that cracks me up every time. Everytime she says ANYTHING I think, "Rosina wants this, Rosina wants that."
I've been trying to psych myself up about Philmont. Ten days, on the trail, carrying my home on my back....Nothing at my fingertips but mother sky and father earth. I just know I'm going to freak out when there is NO WAY TO BATHE unless I use a snapping baby wipe.
Okay, now I'm gonna share the story of how every one of Mrs. Bennett's classes goes:
Mrs. Bennett - "Okay class when I call your name for roll tell me what you learned this week as you wrote your reports." *smiles and breathes heavily*
Mrs. Bennett - "Daniel Mcell;lfkj;oie;lienmveoue," (not sure how to spell it.)
Daniel - "Yes teacher! I learned that blah blah blah blah!"
Mrs. Bennett - "Oh Daniel, you make me blush, soo!"
Mrs. Bennett - "Allison Dehart"
Allison - "I learned that, blah, blah, blah blah....."
Mrs. Bennett - "Bless you child, come let us all gather around Allison and praise her learned mind."
*Takes off her loafers and kisses them*
Mrs. Bennett - "Toby Decker"
Me - "Ummmm....I didn't do my report this week......but I did learn that....Sequoiah.........was an indian.....who.....lived...um.....In Oklahoma, I mean Indian Territory!!......and......"
Mrs. Bennett - "CLASS!!!!! I don't want to have to tell you again. You NEED to turn your homework in on time! Now Toby, I'm going to count off points if you don't turn in your papers on time."
*pulls trapdoor lever to my space*
Me - "SORRRRRYYYYYYY MRS..........bennnnnnnnnnnnn....."
-The End-
In class yesterday, when she was talking about Elias someone, Zach was like,
"Oh yeah, when we watched the Oklahoma Passage videos he was stabbed."
Daniel McQuendwarfer (however you spell that) turned to Zach and said very disgustedly,
"Don't ruin the movies for those who haven't already seen them."
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I almost lost it. You can't exactly spoil a movie IF THE STORY IS ACCESSABLE IN ALMOST EVERY OKLAHOMA HISTORY BOOK. I thought it was funny....You may not..
Sorry if this entry stunk, I'll try to be more entertaining next time.
I went to counseling today, and my counseler (his name is Tim,) subtly compared me to Lucifer. That was.....cool.....I guess........I almost got mad, but then I realized he didn't mean that in a bad way.......................
Tim's wife is the receptionist at Hope Center and she has a very low voice. This is especially delicious for me because her name is, Rosina. Hahahaha. For some reason that cracks me up every time. Everytime she says ANYTHING I think, "Rosina wants this, Rosina wants that."
I've been trying to psych myself up about Philmont. Ten days, on the trail, carrying my home on my back....Nothing at my fingertips but mother sky and father earth. I just know I'm going to freak out when there is NO WAY TO BATHE unless I use a snapping baby wipe.
Okay, now I'm gonna share the story of how every one of Mrs. Bennett's classes goes:
Mrs. Bennett - "Okay class when I call your name for roll tell me what you learned this week as you wrote your reports." *smiles and breathes heavily*
Mrs. Bennett - "Daniel Mcell;lfkj;oie;lienmveoue," (not sure how to spell it.)
Daniel - "Yes teacher! I learned that blah blah blah blah!"
Mrs. Bennett - "Oh Daniel, you make me blush, soo!"
Mrs. Bennett - "Allison Dehart"
Allison - "I learned that, blah, blah, blah blah....."
Mrs. Bennett - "Bless you child, come let us all gather around Allison and praise her learned mind."
*Takes off her loafers and kisses them*
Mrs. Bennett - "Toby Decker"
Me - "Ummmm....I didn't do my report this week......but I did learn that....Sequoiah.........was an indian.....who.....lived...um.....In Oklahoma, I mean Indian Territory!!......and......"
Mrs. Bennett - "CLASS!!!!! I don't want to have to tell you again. You NEED to turn your homework in on time! Now Toby, I'm going to count off points if you don't turn in your papers on time."
*pulls trapdoor lever to my space*
Me - "SORRRRRYYYYYYY MRS..........bennnnnnnnnnnnn....."
-The End-
In class yesterday, when she was talking about Elias someone, Zach was like,
"Oh yeah, when we watched the Oklahoma Passage videos he was stabbed."
Daniel McQuendwarfer (however you spell that) turned to Zach and said very disgustedly,
"Don't ruin the movies for those who haven't already seen them."
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I almost lost it. You can't exactly spoil a movie IF THE STORY IS ACCESSABLE IN ALMOST EVERY OKLAHOMA HISTORY BOOK. I thought it was funny....You may not..
Sorry if this entry stunk, I'll try to be more entertaining next time.