Livejournal is Alive!
With the divine powers granted on me I command you, Livejournal, to rise from the dead. Rise, rise and live again!
And you, Russian cyberpunks - I foresake you. I cast you into the wild pigs that roam Siberia. I curse you to roam the land and roll in mud for the next thousand years. Begone! Out of my sight! Leave our beloved Livejournal alone!