Your Friendly Neighbourhood Superhero
Spider-man, Spider-man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!
CNN, the BBC and FoxNews will be reporting a world exclusive story today. They've discovered my secret. So, I've decided to spoil their announcement by making my own beforehand: I'm Spider-Man!
Yesterday, Kevin, woodsrule and myself were visiting the exhibition Next Time I'm Here, I'll be There at the Barbican, when I decided to show everyone my powers to climb walls.
I scurried up and down the walls like the spider that I am, then hung from the ceiling right above some chairs. If I was a normal human being, I'd have fallen and broken my legs.
Kevin decided to surprise everyone by announcing that he is Spiderboy! I think, however, his wall-climbing skills need more practice. As soon as I'm sure he's good with flinging web and using his spider-sense, we'll start working in partnership around London. I hear the Green Goblin is back in town, running for mayor as a Tory candidate. We need to give him a good beating before he has a chance to put in action his nefarious plans for the city.
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!
CNN, the BBC and FoxNews will be reporting a world exclusive story today. They've discovered my secret. So, I've decided to spoil their announcement by making my own beforehand: I'm Spider-Man!
Yesterday, Kevin, woodsrule and myself were visiting the exhibition Next Time I'm Here, I'll be There at the Barbican, when I decided to show everyone my powers to climb walls.
I scurried up and down the walls like the spider that I am, then hung from the ceiling right above some chairs. If I was a normal human being, I'd have fallen and broken my legs.
Kevin decided to surprise everyone by announcing that he is Spiderboy! I think, however, his wall-climbing skills need more practice. As soon as I'm sure he's good with flinging web and using his spider-sense, we'll start working in partnership around London. I hear the Green Goblin is back in town, running for mayor as a Tory candidate. We need to give him a good beating before he has a chance to put in action his nefarious plans for the city.
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