Cute Forces from Hell
Badgerslayer
by speedmetalsteve
Deep in their sett, drenched in fear
The striped ones know their time is near
They will have their throats torn out
Their blood will spray in awful gouts
There will be no time to run
Or ask what wrong it is they've done
Because they know they'll soon be found
By the vicious badger hound
[Chorus]
Dachshund! Dachshund! Satan's pet!
With blood of badgers you are wet
Kind of like a small Rottweiler
Twice as cute, but ten times viler
Stumpy-legged badger slayers
Built to infilitrate the lairs
Of their striped nocturnal foe
Created to inflict pain and woe
The product of a German scheme
Of badgercide they all must dream
So they built you for their hunts
You heartless, elongated cunts
[Chorus]
Dachshund! Dachshund! Satan's pet!
With blood of badgers you are wet
Kind of like a small Rottweiler
Twice as cute, but ten times viler
You're too small to fight a ratel
But you would surely give one hell
And though you lack both height and grace
I know you'd try to tear its face
From its skull, or bite its throat
Or failing that, go for its scrote
You're bred for such audacity
Mighty sausage dog, pride of Germany