Here's some clever antics...
I found these while packing...
You should be happy is you can turn your computer on. You should be worried if your computer turns you on. -Michael Zelenko, 2003
An octopus can sqeeze itself through a small curly tube, but that doesn't mean you should stick it up your ass and let it run amuck in your intestines. -Michael Travis, 2003
I bet I couldn't eat 7 children. However, if they tried, I bet they could eat me. -Michael Zelenko, 2003
You should be happy is you can turn your computer on. You should be worried if your computer turns you on. -Michael Zelenko, 2003
An octopus can sqeeze itself through a small curly tube, but that doesn't mean you should stick it up your ass and let it run amuck in your intestines. -Michael Travis, 2003
I bet I couldn't eat 7 children. However, if they tried, I bet they could eat me. -Michael Zelenko, 2003