Rabid Fire has been spreading like a, well, fire. It got a headline on The Standard yesterday.
http://www.thestandard.org.nz/mr-keys-exciting-washington-adventure/ And yes, I know it's pretty much a front for the Labour Party, but there's also other types there, and they do get credit for being good sports over my equally brutal take down of Phil Goff a few weeks ago.
It seems as if all these years of sneaky shit stirring are finally paying off. All I need now is for one of my targets to throw a public tantrum over having the borax poked at them and I've got it made.
Altruistically, I hope this project opens a few people's eyes to The System(tm) while they're having a good laugh at arseholes who deserve what I throw at them.
Selfishly, I hope I can sell some Rabid Fire t-shirts off the back of it and get some gold dubloons in my greasy palms for a change.
Anyone who sees those two aims as inherently contradictory and hypocritical obviously does not understand pirate logic.
In other news, I think I may make burgers for dinner. Waking up on my mate's couch this morning with half of one down my front hasn't put me off.