TERRORIST THREAT...

[commonfreak]

So, as it happens the NZ Police are getting new beefed up counter-terrorism powers, and, please don't let your eyebrows fly off your head in shock at this, are already throwing their weight around.

Having gotten bored of watching chicken fucking porn and sexually assaulting people during the 1980s, they've now turned their attention to manufacturing

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[45degreeangel]

Yeah, this is somekind of mcarthy style witchhunt against dissenting type folks.

[commonfreak]

All that's missing is a swivel eyed drunk brandishing a shopping list.

[45degreeangel]

There are plenty of alcoholics in govt who could fit that part lol

[commonfreak]

Gerry Brownlee could do it. He hasn't had a headline in a while.

Apparently he's a major whore hopper too.

So I heard...

[commonfreak]

To tell the truth I'm all for overthrowing the government, so good on them.

It is stagnant, stale and acts for shady vested interests.

I'm really going to get taken away now.

[commonfreak]

I don't think we're ready for anarchy either. I'm styling myself to be the Hugo Chavez of south-east Wellington.

I shall have a big public speech about El Diablo Prenderghast in my backyard.

After I've moved the old couch and the broken bicycle.

BYO.

[hoodooyoudo]

Damn that was a good read. I particularly like the idea of annexing suburbs to have access to such excellent facilities as a kebab shop and a beach.

[commonfreak]

I'm also planning to annex the hottie from the pie shop.

[letsgetradical]

We should annex the Grafton Massive; Riz you can come play if you want, as your territory has already been broken by the filth.

We have a burnt battery thats leaking battery acid, A burn tire and a burnt out gas can ( relics from the mini fire); Surely we could do something with those....
I also have cake and booze, and I'm pretty sure Paulie made a invasion plan of AK some time ago. We are so set!

*Generic Lefty Battle Cry*

[commonfreak]

In my first flat we had to go buy new knives 'cos we foolishly used all of the ones we moved in with for spotting.

And we had an "I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope" poster above the stove complete with a pic of John Paul II smoking a huge blunt.

A mate of mine plastered them all over the place in a highly successful attempt to get kicked out of Catholic school.

[thirdkraytwin]

Tama Iti is about as low profile as a low profile person at a low profile meeting on national low profile day. What did he expect? Anonymity

[commonfreak]

Honestly, one of the Saved Hippies Valium precursor types came to my house a few years back and after asking for herb tea (fuck no) and while wearing a sack, said to me, the greatest cynical wanker I know: "we have to get the pee pull, out of the sittys, and hugging the trees, and turning their backs on the money god." HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY? Also, this person was Australian, here on the dole, and Daddy basically owned the ANZ. Yeah right.

I'm sitting here in an interweb cafe almost pissing myself laughing and people are looking at me very strangely. It's all your fault.

I'll happily be on T-shirts as long as I get a cut. The rest of it goes towards buying more rusty nine irons and rolled up newspapers.

Ford Edsels ay?

Now there's one fuck of an ugly car.

[thirdkraytwin]

lookit dude, that isn't even the full story. I missed all the bits about having to do a giant pig leap across the lounge to save my guitar from the whining banging off key feminist drone song. and theres a preamble, and a postscript.

[commonfreak]

That reminds me of Dead Famous by Ben Elton, which I read several months ago. The plot concerns a Big Brother style reality show, and one of the contestants is a dippy new age type who insists on reciting a lengthy poem entitled "My Vagina".