Updateryness and memery
I was on vacation for a little less than a week, and now I'm back at work. Work is pretty lame. Be warned - this post lacks interesting content.
Magestry was extra wet and I angered my back - probably while helping to dig a trench to divert the river that was running through OPs. Let me tell you a story about muscle relaxers. That story is: "WHOOOO!" I realized I didn't so much miss hanging out with people, as I did miss hating people. Also, I did a cursory search for giant, novelty tweezers and came up with nothing. But don't worry talbeans, my quest will continue!
Monday was chanteys. Our totally awesome waitress Lynn Ann made us cookies and we did The Clockwinder (and it was about as clumsy a rendition as the one we did at Magestry). We also made "get well soon" cards for the popcorn machine that's been broken for three weeks.
Tuesday, louserman, thepmpknking, and I went to see The Simpsons movie. It was way better than I thought it would be - but take that with a grain of salt: I thought it was gonna be really bad. Also, I may have hallucinated most of the movie from the muscle relaxers.
Wednesday was basically a wash, but involved a lot of television, a little bit of beer, and some Xbox.
The house will be devoid of folks for a while, since jerks'll be rocking out at Pennsic. I'm gonna start a Cash Drive in thepmpknking's absence. Basically, for 1 (one) American dollar, I will put my penis on an item of your choosing, so long as it belongs to thepmpknking personally, or Sternbergia, communally. I think I can make so easy cash this way. Oh - and let me stop you before you go for the obvious first choice: he took his toothbrush with him.
Anyway, watermelontail meme'd this bad boy up, and I liked this the first time it went around. So considering that, and the fact that I am immeasurably bored and uncomfortable at work, here it is:
List a lyric from the first twenty-five songs in your randomized playlist and invite people to guess the song title and artist. Guess in the comments, and if you're right, I will cross off the song and put your name next to it. Googling answers is for douchebagganos. The last one of these beasts I did asked to go by the first line. This one is more/less tricksy, and could come from anywhere. LOOK OUT! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Oh, and I didn't look up lyrics when I was doing this, so if I misheard something - tough noogies.
1. I am a constellation cut out in the sky and if I have stopped burning, you'll know in your lifetime
2. I don't expect you to be perfect when you see me on the escalator of a metro station - check the notes on the back of a compilation
3. I can see the signs, he likes her company better than mine, better than mine
4. Did you ever care to shoot your silver gun?
5. Eventually I cheat on every man I met, I know I can help it
6. Leave your number on the locker and I'll give you a call - hey shut up, hey shut up, yeah
7. Asteroid belt: man, give it a rest - you can't beat Earth, because Earth's the best
8. You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
9. I lost it all back East - I sold my El Dorado, a stranger helped me when I was thirstiest
10. Love is a place, where are you from - she says, ask yourself, ask anyone
11. There's a fortune found beneath the ground, where the eucalyptus grows
12. Don't get cooked by the pilot light, I can smell metal in the air tonight
13. But you can't stop yourself from wanting worse - because nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst
14. The sheep was a clone and I was a creep on the phone now I'm sleeping alone (WP - MC Paul Barman, "The Joy of Your World")
15. We are black & white and we dance all night down at the Hop
16. I could never sleep my way to the top, because my alarm clock always wakes me right up
17. Reach out your hand, if your cup be empty - if your cup is full, may it be again
18. I heard her talking with her friend when she thougth nobody else was around
19. Make me an apprentice of your body parts, teach me to dance to your beauty marks
20. I had to hide myself in a book to keep your love away
21. I met this girl, she looked like Axel Rose, got drunk and took her home and we slept in her clothes (Whit - Ben Folds, "Julianne")
22. They tell you love requires a little standing in line, well I've been waiting for you lover for a long, long time
23. She hates pansies, she knows roses are cliche, and I broke bread with her almost every single day
24. They got easels to stain and people to blame with their egos in flame and their neat codenames
25. How do I know that? Well, I read a book a week - then bash myself in the face with it 'til I get crooked teeth
Magestry was extra wet and I angered my back - probably while helping to dig a trench to divert the river that was running through OPs. Let me tell you a story about muscle relaxers. That story is: "WHOOOO!" I realized I didn't so much miss hanging out with people, as I did miss hating people. Also, I did a cursory search for giant, novelty tweezers and came up with nothing. But don't worry talbeans, my quest will continue!
Monday was chanteys. Our totally awesome waitress Lynn Ann made us cookies and we did The Clockwinder (and it was about as clumsy a rendition as the one we did at Magestry). We also made "get well soon" cards for the popcorn machine that's been broken for three weeks.
Tuesday, louserman, thepmpknking, and I went to see The Simpsons movie. It was way better than I thought it would be - but take that with a grain of salt: I thought it was gonna be really bad. Also, I may have hallucinated most of the movie from the muscle relaxers.
Wednesday was basically a wash, but involved a lot of television, a little bit of beer, and some Xbox.
The house will be devoid of folks for a while, since jerks'll be rocking out at Pennsic. I'm gonna start a Cash Drive in thepmpknking's absence. Basically, for 1 (one) American dollar, I will put my penis on an item of your choosing, so long as it belongs to thepmpknking personally, or Sternbergia, communally. I think I can make so easy cash this way. Oh - and let me stop you before you go for the obvious first choice: he took his toothbrush with him.
Anyway, watermelontail meme'd this bad boy up, and I liked this the first time it went around. So considering that, and the fact that I am immeasurably bored and uncomfortable at work, here it is:
List a lyric from the first twenty-five songs in your randomized playlist and invite people to guess the song title and artist. Guess in the comments, and if you're right, I will cross off the song and put your name next to it. Googling answers is for douchebagganos. The last one of these beasts I did asked to go by the first line. This one is more/less tricksy, and could come from anywhere. LOOK OUT! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Oh, and I didn't look up lyrics when I was doing this, so if I misheard something - tough noogies.
1. I am a constellation cut out in the sky and if I have stopped burning, you'll know in your lifetime
2. I don't expect you to be perfect when you see me on the escalator of a metro station - check the notes on the back of a compilation
3. I can see the signs, he likes her company better than mine, better than mine
4. Did you ever care to shoot your silver gun?
5. Eventually I cheat on every man I met, I know I can help it
6. Leave your number on the locker and I'll give you a call - hey shut up, hey shut up, yeah
7. Asteroid belt: man, give it a rest - you can't beat Earth, because Earth's the best
8. You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
9. I lost it all back East - I sold my El Dorado, a stranger helped me when I was thirstiest
10. Love is a place, where are you from - she says, ask yourself, ask anyone
11. There's a fortune found beneath the ground, where the eucalyptus grows
12. Don't get cooked by the pilot light, I can smell metal in the air tonight
13. But you can't stop yourself from wanting worse - because nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst
14. The sheep was a clone and I was a creep on the phone now I'm sleeping alone (WP - MC Paul Barman, "The Joy of Your World")
15. We are black & white and we dance all night down at the Hop
16. I could never sleep my way to the top, because my alarm clock always wakes me right up
17. Reach out your hand, if your cup be empty - if your cup is full, may it be again
18. I heard her talking with her friend when she thougth nobody else was around
19. Make me an apprentice of your body parts, teach me to dance to your beauty marks
20. I had to hide myself in a book to keep your love away
21. I met this girl, she looked like Axel Rose, got drunk and took her home and we slept in her clothes (Whit - Ben Folds, "Julianne")
22. They tell you love requires a little standing in line, well I've been waiting for you lover for a long, long time
23. She hates pansies, she knows roses are cliche, and I broke bread with her almost every single day
24. They got easels to stain and people to blame with their egos in flame and their neat codenames
25. How do I know that? Well, I read a book a week - then bash myself in the face with it 'til I get crooked teeth