In other words, it's mah birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MYSELF!
See, you can see it's my birthday, because people give me neat things. LIKE THIS. THANK YOU TOGA!!!
Dear JK,
Good work. You actually finished the story and got everything in that needed to be gotten, well, in. Thanks for not killing Harry, Hermione or Ron, and traumatizing 99% percent of your young readership. Kudos.
Also, thank you for still not explaining the goat. Because not explaining the goat is just funnier.
However, it is time to hand back George R.R. Martin's sword of 'Oh Is That Your Favorite Character? WELL I KEEL IT.' Because GODDAMMIT - YOU KILLED THREE OUT OF THE FIVE CHARACTERS I WAS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN. YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST LEFT ME THE TWINS? GODDAMN YOU!
I hope they all haunt you in your SLEEP. FOREVER. AND EVER. A-DOCTORWHO.
Otherwise, loved it.
Lots of love and hate,
Wren
Hope everyone is having a spiffy day on my day. Peace, love and lollipops, kids.