The First

[commissioner_da]

It's official. Overlanders are the laziest species, ever. I have to aide in their little war, just because they don't know how to defend for themselves? Do they really think I'm just going to play along like a good little girl, when I finally got what I deserved?

Not to mention this place is a dump. Someone of my standards deserves

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[invisible_trick]

Anover echidna? What's so special 'bout you lot?

[commissioner_da]

I could give you a list, but I'd rather you keep your rude mouth shut.

[invisible_trick]

Tough words from a dyin' race!

[commissioner_da]

Clearly you hail from one of those 'alternate realities', so don't speak what you don't know.

[invisible_trick]

I'll tell you what I do know 'en. Echidna count - two. Knuckles and some old guy. What I wanna know is how come 's free of you? We get picked for reasons, 'pparently, an' I don' fink bein' an echidna counts.

[commissioner_da]

From what I've been told, there's little reason behind who they pick. You make a prime example.

[invisible_trick]

An wha's 'at meant to mean?!

[commissioner_da]

Think long and hard.

[invisible_trick]

...I'm not normally a kid, you know!

[commissioner_da]

And you're not normally a brash, rude individual either?

[invisible_trick]

I am not! (Well, maybe...)

But 's nuffin' to do wif why I'm here! Even if I don' 'sactly know.

[commissioner_da]

And we're continuing this conversation, why?