I thought I should let all of you know that I had an absolutely fantastic holiday. This was mostly due to causing great affront to my Mum to the point where she was getting out the Who's Who's and pedigree almanacs in the vain (and vague) hope of shacking up with some gorgeous but stupid rich well-bred bint who is liable to restore the Smith
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D'you think it would be worth putting up with a Slytherin just to annoy your mum?
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That's what sons are for, you know.
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Are you brave enough to meet me? Careful, I might give you the gay bug.
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I'm not sure I'm in the mood for receiving presents from you at the moment.
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Oh, what did I do now?
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"I think I'll go out with a Slytherin"?
It may not mean much on its own, but a few hints like that and people might start putting two and two together.
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You are utterly insane sometimes, you know that? Thank God for your looks, I say.
Keep that paranoia locked up, Jon - people might start putting two and two together, and then you'd be locked up for being a nutter.
But fine. I shall keep your present to myself.
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