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Aug 06, 2004 18:01

i get back wednesday night. i expect one of you to make me breakfast in bed on thursday morning. that will be around 10 or 11. so be waiting outside my window by 9 so you can see when i wake up, and go on to walk into my house and prepare the breakfast, it will consist of tea and crumpets. then you will shower me, since im not capable of doing such tasks myself, more-so im just too damn lazy. it would be nice also if you could bring along some of that shampoo that will give me an orgasm as someone prosedes in massaging it into my scalp. upon getting out i will be dryed and changed, with which i will decide on a sutible activity. at 12:45 the oven should be already preheated to 350degrees farenheit. a meatball lean pocket will be inserted into the for 27 minutes. no more, no less. following the luncheon i will procede to make plans to indulge in something later on.
if you are up to this, either call or tell me. if you're not im going to hate you forever. or a while at least, 2 or 3 days most likely.
so all i can say to you is, do whats right. do me. because, im right.
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