you are so full of shit

Apr 14, 2005 14:44

... . yeah whatever.last night i started my essay.ive got 560 words now . score.. so now my journals more acerbic than ever. heres what i think. i think...

i held jennys hair back last night. everyone went to fifth ave except me, andy and mikey. the only reason i didnt go was because ive lost my card wallet so i have no id. not a massive deal, but hey whatever, then everyone came back proper fucked. i was informed that the nickster pulled jenny about five times. she also tried to pull miekeke but he was having none of it. init. so anyway yeah liv started waving her arms at me and we were going to have a dance off but then these random dudes who alex knew and no one else turned up and nicky wanted to fight them for some fucking reason i didnt get because i wasnt as drunk as he was.

oh yeah and jenny was doing some sort of sex dance with raj who apparently is a dance hall king or something. alex made it with helen ' i just woke up naked in her bed' game on man . everyone kept falling over. i got really high and started screaming for everyone to shut the fuck up. then mikey was mister diplomatic and got everyone to leave. i said wooo im impressed by your crowd control skills baby lets get stoned and fuck

and he was all yeahhhhhhhh YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so we did and it was fucking ace.

and that was my wednesday night.

oh oh and i touched dannys hair and chris offered me fifty quid to fuck kate. which i dont remember. oh and i called danny an angel as well. which i do remember.

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