Well folks, this is where we must part. Since today is the last day of my week of guest-hosting, I chose a topic that I hope will inspire you all
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I mean seriously, have you seen how awesome I am? I know, I know, I’m comic relief. But who cares if I can fly, or have a badass scar, or even that I don’t have any of those fancy bending skills. Just look at these muscles! Who needs magic karate when you’re ripped like this?
But it’s not just all the looks! I am a seriously skilled person. If it wasn’t for me, the rest of the group would be wandering around doing whatever they felt like. I build things! I get things done! I am a tactical mastermind! I don’t need a mustache to show how much I’ve grown as a character; I just let loose a wave of pure, distilled, BADASS!
And of course, let us never forget that the ladies love me. You can go “Zutara” or “Kataang” all day, or mash up whatever words you want, but I have had two, count ‘em, TWO, canon girlfriends. An awesome warrior chick and a princess/moon goddess. Yes. I dated the moon. Take that, scar boy. And I can charm NPC girls all day long, with my mad poetry skills. I don’t have a flashy title, cause I don’t need one. My name is enough to drive the girls crazy.
So, long story short, I am awesome. The reason I don’t get a ton of screen time, is because if I did, the screen would explode from the sheer power. They tried to get some sparkly-vampire-wussy-white-boy to play me. But get a clue, Shyamalan; all the ladies know the truth. I am Sokka of the Water Tribe. Accept no substitutes.
But it’s not just all the looks! I am a seriously skilled person. If it wasn’t for me, the rest of the group would be wandering around doing whatever they felt like. I build things! I get things done! I am a tactical mastermind! I don’t need a mustache to show how much I’ve grown as a character; I just let loose a wave of pure, distilled, BADASS!
And of course, let us never forget that the ladies love me. You can go “Zutara” or “Kataang” all day, or mash up whatever words you want, but I have had two, count ‘em, TWO, canon girlfriends. An awesome warrior chick and a princess/moon goddess. Yes. I dated the moon. Take that, scar boy. And I can charm NPC girls all day long, with my mad poetry skills. I don’t have a flashy title, cause I don’t need one. My name is enough to drive the girls crazy.
So, long story short, I am awesome. The reason I don’t get a ton of screen time, is because if I did, the screen would explode from the sheer power. They tried to get some sparkly-vampire-wussy-white-boy to play me. But get a clue, Shyamalan; all the ladies know the truth. I am Sokka of the Water Tribe. Accept no substitutes.
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