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What's Really Scary, hints of Dean/Castiel, PG-ish ex_kitty_al September 17 2009, 04:41:35 UTC
After Dean beheaded the vampire and saved the damsel in distress, he hadn’t expected more screaming. Well, he had a little bit, because most people reacted that way when you beheaded things, but the flailing was new.

“O-M-G! O-M-G! OH MY GOD! You’re Dean Winchester! You’re not what I was expecting at all…”

“Yeah,” Dean said shortly. “I’ve heard.”

“You’re so much taller! I mean, when the books said you were shorter than same, I pictured you my height, but wow… so tall.”

He looked at the five foot nothing redhead in amazement. Maybe fans weren’t so bad after all.

“Can I give you a ride somewhere?”

An ear splitting scream erupted from the girl and Dean had to cover his ears. Her screaming was worse than Castiel’s and that was saying something.

“I GET TO RIDE IN THE BAMF IMPALA! O-M-G!”

“I’m going to pretend I understood that. Just don’t touch anything.”

“I’ll be an angel.”

“Great.”

“Speaking of, where’s yours?”

“My what?”

“Your angel. Castiel was supposed to meet me here. I have a message from Chuck for him.”

“Whoa, wait, Cas isn’t my angel.”

The fangirl snorted, “Yeah, and Bobby secretly likes to wear dresses. You’re not fooling anyone. All the fangirls know you’re sleeping with Castiel and Chuck trying to keep the books off the pyre. It’s cool we accept it.”

“But, Becky said-”

“Samlicker81? Oh, don’t talk to me about her. She just can’t accept that the incest angle isn’t happening. You have your angel and she just can’t handle it! Keep it together, Vicksters. Keep it together, you’re meeting Dean, no need to let that Sam lover get you bent out of shape.”

“Cas!” Dean screamed out. “Cas, get your ass down here! CAS, DON’T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER!”

‘Vicksters’ blinked innocently at Dean and Dean screamed one more time for Castiel. There was no way he was letting this crazy girl near his Impala. No way in Hell she was even looking at it.

“CAS, YOU COWARD!”

“Maybe I can give you the message when you drop me off at my place. O-M-G, you will so love the YouTube video I made of fan art I collected from the internet. It’s a bit NC-17, but it’s really good.”

Dean took off running in the other direction. Screw vampires and demons, fangirls were a thousand times more frightening.

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Re: What's Really Scary, hints of Dean/Castiel, PG-ish amaresu September 17 2009, 04:47:46 UTC
This right here is a thing of beauty. And justice. And sheer joy. Also reminding me why I shouldn't read fic at work.

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Re: What's Really Scary, hints of Dean/Castiel, PG-ish ex_kitty_al September 17 2009, 05:43:47 UTC
Hehe, thanks. :D I try my hardest.

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Re: What's Really Scary, hints of Dean/Castiel, PG-ish ex_kitty_al September 17 2009, 08:00:45 UTC
Let it be known that Cas is a very smart angel. I would be very afraid if Vicky and Becky ever met at a convention... hmmm...

Thanks and you're welcome. :)

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