Saturday: FREE FOR ALL SPECIAL

[havenward]

Happy Saturday everybody! The contest art will be up just as soon as our graphics monkeys are ready. But wow. WOW. You guys have totally blown us away!

Also, because I was waiting for the art to make the announcement, but Amara's already announced the week's winners, the winners for Day 5 and 6 were aravistarkheena with 21 responses, and guiltyreasons with 40 responses.

Comments

In Excess

[lilithisbitter]

His real first time wasn't with Rhonda although his mind creatively inserts that in because she let him in her house after it was done, tucked him in her cigarette-smelling bed while she called the police. She stroked the bristly remains of his hair and tried to get him to say anything about the attack that left the back of his khakis stained with blood. Barney Stinston died that night in a way, raped to death by Greg, reborn as property of anyone and everyone who wanted him.

Everybody wanted the handsome suit-clad man... cute little Barney Stinson... no, not cute, never pretty... handsome... handsome.

That was the main problem. Barney was too good looking for his own good. He looked young for his age with bright blond hair and eyes that were smoky blue. He was slender, tall with narrow shoulders, tiny waist, and long legs. His face with its wide eyes, high forehead, high defined cheekbones, and overall delicate features was too mobile, too expressive. People wanted him and the problem was Barney's only method of copying with his forgotten memories was to bury them in a wave of suits, sex, booze, and cigars.

He went through two hundred girls in the first month he decided to become awesome. And when there weren't any women around, he turned his attention to men, since he liked them just as much. Barney hadn't been as good as flirting as he was now, so he was just a cute kid that they wanted to seduce, corrupt, and claim as their own. He started creating lists of positions he wanted to try, people he wanted to claim, places he wanted to fuck, situations he wanted to fuck in, and even started thinking up top conquests. Not everyone made it into the scrapbook unless they were good. The girl who slid her fist up his ass and made him come so hard that his torso was liberally covered in ejaculate was scrapbook material, but the girl who gave him an awkward handjob behind the Stop and Shop wasn't.

But... it doesn't make him a slut, right? Right? People love him... people love Barney Stinson... never use him for their own gain... they never would. If anything, he's using them... right? Right?

Re: In Excess

[dreamsofspike]

awwww, this is so sad :( poor barney, so broken and hurt by what happened to him... but this is very very plausible, loved it :)

Re: In Excess

[jamie55]

aww
*hugs Barney*

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*washes hands*