Thursday: A Night On the Town
Where did the week go? To gear up for the rapidly approaching weekend, today's theme is A Night On the Town. So, send your favorite characters or actors out to have a good time. They could do anything---attend the ballet, meet a sexy stranger at a bar, dance on tables, have a first date, schtup a bridesmaid at a wedding. Just make it something one
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Chris and Steve have just finished performing (well, not accounting for the blow job Chris gave Steve backstage) when they belly up to the bar. They're wound up and feeling crazy, and it doesn't once occur to them that they shouldn't be ordering shots when it's Mikey that's mixing drinks. Especially not once Chris makes the implication that there's no way in hell Steve can keep up with his drinking.
They start with the easy stuff. A shot of vodka, a Purple Nurple, a Buttery Nipple and a Fuzzy Navel, followed quickly by Sex with an Alligator and a Red Headed Slut. At which point Mike refuses to let them choose their own shots, and every shot they get has a dirty, dirty implication. There's the 1-900-FUK-MEUP, a Southern Screw (just because it gave Mike the giggles), an Alley Shooter, the Screaming Multiple Climax, and a Cum in a Hot Tub. There's a brief pause for a glass of water and a piss, and the next shot Mike gives them is a Cornhole's Revenge. They're all snickering at that. Then Chris and Steve nearly make a mess of themselves trying to give each other Blow Jobs.
Mike says he's giving them a break when he slides over a drink. It's kind of a kick in the ass, and then he tells them it's his Cymbal Wileding Monkey.
Then, of course, things get serious. Steve's been keeping up with Chris shot for shot, and as far as Chris is concerned? That just won't do. There's another break for water, because Jeff has absolutely no intention of taking anyone to the hospital to get their stomach pumped.
They start with the Rattlesnake, and Steve punches Chris in the arm for not warning him that his tongue would go numb. He glares at Christian when he orders the Scorpion, makes him swear there's no funny business about it. Not that he doesn't make a face once he's swallowed it down.
It finally occurs to them that this game might not have been such a brilliant idea when Mike is staring at them, looking utterly wicked. "I know how to end this," Mike says. They both blink and swallow hard. "Satan's Rainbow."
By silent, mutual agreement, the contest is declared a draw and they back away swiftly before Mike can make the drink.
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BRILLIANT!!
bwahahahahahahahahaha
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Sex with an Alligator? Are those all for real? *gigglefit*
*loves you*
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Baaad Rainbow! *giggle*
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... wait. Stop that, reverse it ;)
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Thanks! *buffs horns*
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