Thursday - crack!day

[charlies_dragon]

Hey y'all, it's my last day here as your guest hostess - thanks fr making it such a pleasurable time ;)

Today's theme is crackNot the drug, crack-cocaine, but things in fic where the only way to explain how something so silly got written to someone out of fandom, is that you must've been in something to think of it. (Anyone got a better explantion

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[andrea_deer]

"You send me an e-mail!" accused Eliot angrily.

"What? No!" answered Hardison quickly, confusion clear in his voice. "Listen, I may be weird, but I'm not that weird. You sure you got that e-mail from me?"

"Dude, I'm not a geek, but I know what e-mail looks like okay? It was an e-mail. An e-mail from you and you wanted to meet me here! And now bloody well explain those fucking candles, the table set for two and one bed or I'm gonna smack your face, you hear me?!"

"Heeeey! Listen, Ellie..."

"Stop calling me that!"

"Okay, okay. Eliot? Eliot? I have no idea who send you this e-mail, but it wasn't me, okay? Calm down, Eliot. I got an e-mail too! And it told me, you wanna meet me here. And wait a minute, I'm not accusing you of settling... that, but what I'm saying here is I'm just an innocent bystander like you, okay?"

The laptop standing on the table blinked and announced new mail. Hardison walked slowly towards it, his hands raised in peace-making gesture. Eliot still looked like he may start growling and hitting things any time now.

'You're good together. Have fun. Loves, Josh.'

"Oh... O-o," said Hardison quietly and jumped when realized Eliot is standing right next to him, reading from above his shoulder.

"What do you mean 'o-o'? And who the fuck is Josh?" Eliot kept on glaring at the other man. "Hardison."

"Well, I may be mistaken, but perhaps it could be some AI, I was perhaps slowly trying to teach about feelings and perhaps..."

"Your laptop set us up?!"

"Well, kinda... Hey, be nice, okay? He meant well, he's new at this."

Eliot just stared at him for a long moment, before shaking his head.

"That is so fucked up."

"Yeah, man, I hear ya," said Hardison with a feeling. He looked around when the not so comfortable silence fall between them. "So... since we're already here..."

"You're fucking kidding me, right?"

"Just a thought!"

Eliot stayed silent for a moment, now apparently focused on glaring at the wall.

"Stupid laptop," he finally muttered and sat by the table, looking at the menu prepared for them.

Hardison smiled, hoping he managed to program some good food taste into Josh as well.

[r_a_j_ka]

another proof that AI is dark and evil XD LOVE THIS! XD

[andrea_deer]

XDDD

[andrea_deer]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[mulder200]

LOL!

[andrea_deer]

Thanks ;)