Thursday - crack!day

[charlies_dragon]

Hey y'all, it's my last day here as your guest hostess - thanks fr making it such a pleasurable time ;)

Today's theme is crackNot the drug, crack-cocaine, but things in fic where the only way to explain how something so silly got written to someone out of fandom, is that you must've been in something to think of it. (Anyone got a better explantion

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[charlies_dragon]

SGA; John/Rodney; we're both men, so how come there's 4 breats, 2 vaginas and 0 cocks in the room?!

[sabinelagrande]

"This is not how I imagined this going."

"What the hell do you want me to do?"

"Use your- your Ancient mind powers and jimmy the lock!"

"Rodney."

"Come on! Everybody knows Atlantis likes you best!"

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean she lets me break in to people's bedrooms! It's your door, anyway- can't you just break the lock?"

"Not if I ever want it to lock again!"

"Well... shit."

"What?"

"I, uh. I'm pretty sure they started without us."

"Oh, this is just brilliant. I cannot believe I finally get what is probably my one and only chance for a foursome, and those bitches locked us out."

"Maybe if you hadn't called them bitches-"

"Oh, shut up, I said I was sorry."

"Just saying."

"Well, what do we do now?"

"We could always just go back to my room."

"Oh, alright, fine. But I'm topping."

"Says who?"

[charlies_dragon]

Thanks, that's kinda awesome :D

charlies_dragon

[sabinelagrande]

Glad you liked it!

[charlies_dragon]

BtVS; Willow/Tara; uh, help! *looks at wings and tail, passes out*

[vampedvixen]

Willow covered her gaping mouth with her hand. The magick had gone terribly wrong-- there must have been something wrong with the translations, perhaps a syllable she misspoke or something.. She checked the grimoire again.

Nope.

There was absolutely nothing she could see wrong with how she'd performed the spell.

She'd checked and double-checked. And then checked some more as Tara spun in a circle-- or rather, flew in a circle. She was a little floating Tinkerbell and her voice was barely audible, incredibly high-pitched. “Help! Willow.. uh, help!!”

She started transforming again, this time into a dragonling.. a little baby firebreather. It was enough for her to pass out at Willow's feet after checking her appearance in the mirror. That was the last time they played with transmogrification to glamour a simple zit ever again.

[charlies_dragon]

Leverage; Eliot/Alec; no, this cannot be happening! I'm a guy so I'm.not.pregnant!!!

[shannonrita]

Vitamins, instructions, food lists, cautions, paperwork, magazines and other crap littered the pool table as Alec paced back and forth.

"No, no, see, you don't get it Eliot. This is a bad dream, a fuckin' horrible dream. I'm a guy, so I'm Not Pregnant!!!"

Eliot looked as helpless as he felt and could only shrug. "The doctor-"

"Fuck the doctor, okay? I'm not going through with this

[havenward]

Oh boys... :pets:

[charlies_dragon]

Awwww!! This is so sweet and them and yay!! Thank you so much hun :D

charlies_dragon

[measuringlife]

Merlin rode a unicorn with a rainbow glittering saddle and halter. His hat had large bright plumes, and his shirt was of purple velvet.

“I’m going to close my eyes until this all goes away,” Morgana said when she first beheld him.

“Well, it’s not really going to go away,” Gwen said. “He’s here, he’s queer and we’re just going to have to deal with it.”

The girls burst into a fit of giggles as Merlin, the most fabulous rainbow-clad servant Camelot had ever known dismounted from the unicorn and made his way to the gates.

[dreamsofspike]

When he first became aware of the slightest inkling of feelings for his flatmate, George tried to ignore it. It had to be nothing more than a reaction to having almost no one else he could relate to. He tried not to think about why this strange attraction seemed to be forming to Mitchell instead of toward Annie, who was certainly pleasant enough to look at

[dreamsofspike]

hehe yeah, i like the idea of that... mitchell can't hide anything from george ;) hehe... glad you liked it, love, thanx :)