Fart + Sh*t = Shart, when you try to fart but accidentally shit yourselfitcomesinphasesNovember 28 2010, 03:08:18 UTC
In hindsight, I know exactly what I did wrong: I never should have gone to Jose's All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet. I really shouldn't have eaten that pile of tamales. I really should have taken a dump before leaving the house.
Because sharting yourself in public is embarrassing. Sharting yourself in a diving suit is embarrassing and ridiculously uncomfortable and impossible to clean up with public restroom toilet paper that flakes off in your fingers like cotton candy.
I learned a valuable lesson that day: Wet Ones are a superhero's best friend.
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Because sharting yourself in public is embarrassing. Sharting yourself in a diving suit is embarrassing and ridiculously uncomfortable and impossible to clean up with public restroom toilet paper that flakes off in your fingers like cotton candy.
I learned a valuable lesson that day: Wet Ones are a superhero's best friend.
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