Birthday SurprisesmakeitrednblackAugust 5 2010, 13:14:17 UTC
"One package for Dexter Morgan" A nameless police officer plopped a package tied together with a blood-red bow into his arms. He smiled towards the officer in thanks, who ran off before he actually get the words, Thank you out of his mouth. Cradling the package, he walked into the bullpen attempting to get to his office(he just got off the elevator when the officer stopped him), but his plan is foiled by a certain Asian that made far too many dirty jokes.
"So, Dex, what's in the package- something from your girlfriend" Vince said while Angel-no-relation walked up behind him.
"Who's it from, Dexter?" Angel-no-relation asks. Dexter blinks down at the bow, he actually doesn't know who it's from, the officer never gave him a name and there seems to be no card on the package anywhere.
"I wanna see what you got bro!", Deb calls from her desk "Open it over here" He really doesn't want to open it out in the open, but he if refuses he'll look suspicious. He walks over to Deb's desk and sits the package down before delicately pulling the blood-red bow to open his gift.
"Holy shit" Deb says as he pulls a head and a hand out of the box. Angel-no-relation yells for forensic and Vince tells him that they were right here, but neither of them attempt to take the body parts out of his hand. He sees a note at the bottom. He reads it before the Dark Passenger laughs lowly in his head for the both of them.
Happy Birthday! I hope you find your gifts handy. Love, Ken
"So, Dex, what's in the package- something from your girlfriend" Vince said while Angel-no-relation walked up behind him.
"Who's it from, Dexter?" Angel-no-relation asks. Dexter blinks down at the bow, he actually doesn't know who it's from, the officer never gave him a name and there seems to be no card on the package anywhere.
"I wanna see what you got bro!", Deb calls from her desk "Open it over here" He really doesn't want to open it out in the open, but he if refuses he'll look suspicious. He walks over to Deb's desk and sits the package down before delicately pulling the blood-red bow to open his gift.
"Holy shit" Deb says as he pulls a head and a hand out of the box. Angel-no-relation yells for forensic and Vince tells him that they were right here, but neither of them attempt to take the body parts out of his hand. He sees a note at the bottom. He reads it before the Dark Passenger laughs lowly in his head for the both of them.
Happy Birthday! I hope you find your gifts handy.
Love,
Ken
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I couldn't help my self....I'm glad you found it funny!
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