"It's not stupid. It's broccoli," says Jensen, glaring. "Broccoli is important. And awesome."
"One, broccoli is not awesome. It's broccoli. Two, let me break this down for you."
"What is there to possibly break down?" asks Jensen, rubbing his face. They're in the middle of the produce aisle, and Jared has that look like he is on a crusade. It's going to be weird.
"What happens if we buy broccoli?"
"We have broccoli. We get vitamins. We don't die," says Jensen.
"I know that's what you want. But we buy broccoli every time we come to the store. And then we forget we bought it. And it gets gross, and we throw it away. We could save time and energy and avoid a terrible smell if we just threw two bucks into a grate outside."
"So you're saying you don't want broccoli," says Jensen, finally. Jared actually makes a good point, but he doesn't really want to admit it.
"I'm saying it's pointless and a waste."
"How about green beans?"
Jared laughs, but it's mostly affectionate. "Oh, yeah. That totally won't happen with green beans."
"It's not stupid. It's broccoli," says Jensen, glaring. "Broccoli is important. And awesome."
"One, broccoli is not awesome. It's broccoli. Two, let me break this down for you."
"What is there to possibly break down?" asks Jensen, rubbing his face. They're in the middle of the produce aisle, and Jared has that look like he is on a crusade. It's going to be weird.
"What happens if we buy broccoli?"
"We have broccoli. We get vitamins. We don't die," says Jensen.
"I know that's what you want. But we buy broccoli every time we come to the store. And then we forget we bought it. And it gets gross, and we throw it away. We could save time and energy and avoid a terrible smell if we just threw two bucks into a grate outside."
"So you're saying you don't want broccoli," says Jensen, finally. Jared actually makes a good point, but he doesn't really want to admit it.
"I'm saying it's pointless and a waste."
"How about green beans?"
Jared laughs, but it's mostly affectionate. "Oh, yeah. That totally won't happen with green beans."
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