Tuesday - AU

[chibifukurou]

Hi everyone! I’m chibifukurou and I’m still here enabling your comment_fic addiction this week.

Today’s theme is AU. Today all the prompts have to involve an AU of some sort.  Whether it be fusions or Universes with minor differences, anything goes as far as fandoms and pairings are concerned.

The Rules:

■        Don’t prompt more than 5 prompts in a

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[love_evil]

Avengers movieverse, Tony/+Loki, Instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

FILL: Tony's New Assistant, part 1, Pepper's POV

[marbleglove]

The first time Pepper met Tony’s new assistant, it was by phone

"If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[natural_blue_26]

Oh, Loki. Way to totally fail at being anyone's underling at anything. XD

Tony not only attended the board meeting that afternoon but he paid attention through the whole thing, with Mr. Loptr Laufeyson sitting quietly in a chair at the back of the room, taking notes.

She decided that she was impressed.

If Loki and Pepper team up against him, Tony is extra burnt toast. ♥

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[marbleglove]

Oh, Loki. Way to totally fail at being anyone's underling at anything. XD

Yeah, Loki doesn't really do respectful. *grin* He does practical and get-what-he-wants, but respectful, not so much.

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[natural_blue_26]

Loki fetches coffee for no one.

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[marbleglove]

And if he does bring you something to drink, be extremely wary of actually consuming it.

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[natural_blue_26]

Unless you LIKE spending time as a newt or speaking in tongues -_^

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[marbleglove]

Hah! Considering Tony's general insanity, he might.

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” "

[natural_blue_26]

For the day? Yes. Heck, if he had warning he'd probably program his computers to respond to a lizard attempting to use them.

Not sure how into that Pepper would be though. ;)

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” &a

[marbleglove]

Hah! Oh the image of Pepper trying to call Tony-as-a-lizard is awesome.

"I'm sorry, but Tony says he is unable to answer your call due to his being a lizard."

Pepper stares. "JARVIS, how much did Tony have to drink last night?"

"Only the one potion."

"So, he really is a lizard? But wait, if he's a lizard, how is it that he told you he couldn't take the call?"

"My sensors are sufficient to pick up communication that a normal phone would not be able to."

"So you could pass on messages."

"I'm afraid Tony says that is not possible."

"Oh, does he."

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” &a

[natural_blue_26]

"So you could pass on messages."

"I'm afraid Tony says that is not possible."

"Oh, does he."

Abort! Abort! Danger Will Robinson! Dannnnger!

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” &a

[marbleglove]

Hee. I wonder what Pepper's stiletto heels look like from the perspective of a small lizard?

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” &a

[natural_blue_26]

Like Tony's lucky some breeds of lizard's tails detach if stepped on XD

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” &a

[marbleglove]

Ha-ha-ha! And Pepper would probably freak out at that, and Tony would laugh himself sick, and Loki would consider it a job well done. Hee. And JARVIS would have to clean up whatever the tail turned back into once the transformation ran its course. Hah.

Re: "If I think the message is important, I might decide to tell him.” &a

[natural_blue_26]

And JARVIS would have to clean up whatever the tail turned back into once the transformation ran its course. Hah.

Oh. My. Lord.

Depending on how much Loki felt like messing with Pepper....

FILL: Tony's New Assistant, part 2, Tony's POV

[marbleglove]

Tony first found the kid because there was a wallet in his pocket