SG-1 Wins the Lottery, rated GcampylobacterOctober 31 2011, 20:15:42 UTC
"You're quitting to what, sir?"
"I said 'Open a fishing resort', Carter. Look, I won the Lotto!"
"But your pond has no fish, O'Neill."
"He can afford to stock it, now." Daniel squinted at the ticket Jack flourished. "Wait, you've only matched five of six numbers."
"I recall that all four of us contributed toward buying ten tickets." Teal'c plucked the paper from the colonel's fingers.
"That'll probably work out to..." Sam looked up the payouts on the website. "Five hundred sixty-three dollars, total." As Janet dropped off a chemical analysis report, Sam asked oh-so-casually, "Hasn't Cassie hinted that she wants a row boat of her own for her birthday?"
Janet nodded. "On more than one occasion, yes."
"A big gift from the four of us would make her day," Daniel said with a pointed look at Jack.
Burn Notice, Fiona + Michael, He really wonders where she gets all this hardware from but can't bring himself to complain because the results are so effective...
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Lovely fun little slice of happiness.
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"I said 'Open a fishing resort', Carter. Look, I won the Lotto!"
"But your pond has no fish, O'Neill."
"He can afford to stock it, now." Daniel squinted at the ticket Jack flourished. "Wait, you've only matched five of six numbers."
"I recall that all four of us contributed toward buying ten tickets." Teal'c plucked the paper from the colonel's fingers.
"That'll probably work out to..." Sam looked up the payouts on the website. "Five hundred sixty-three dollars, total." As Janet dropped off a chemical analysis report, Sam asked oh-so-casually, "Hasn't Cassie hinted that she wants a row boat of her own for her birthday?"
Janet nodded. "On more than one occasion, yes."
"A big gift from the four of us would make her day," Daniel said with a pointed look at Jack.
"D'oh."
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Sam looks up to see him brandishing a slip of paper. “What’s that?”
Gabriel grins. “My winning lottery ticket.”
“Your-” Sam starts that sentence again. “You did not win the lottery!”
“Sure I did, see?” and Gabriel snaps up a newspaper with the winning lottery numbers.
After scrutinizing the ticket for a moment, Sam drawls, “Right. You just happened to win the lottery.”
Gabriel looks offended. “Just what are you insinuating?”
“I’m not insinuating anything. I’m saying you cheated!”
“I did not! I had nothing to do with the fact that the jackpot numbers were on my ticket!”
“Uh-huh. What do you need money for anyway? You can just snap up anything you want.”
“I figure you two could use the cash. Save some poor sap from getting his credit ruined.”
Sam stares at him for a second. “You fixed the lottery…so you could give us the money ( ... )
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