Man... I'm one sexy son of a bitch.
TODAY'S MUSING: I AM FUCKING SEXY!
Hell yeah! I am soooo damn sexy.
So. I got this new outfit today.
And aside from the fact that it makes me look kinda more gay than I already am... its pretty fucking sexy.
But yeah, the moment I walked out and showed it to Rossiu, he pulls me back to his room and is all like:
"You, me, bed, now"
So yeeeah needless to say, this suit gives the ultimate power of manliness!
YES! I am so fucking awesome!
I hear by rename myself:
THE AWESOME CAPTAIN GARLOCK!