Wow.
Finals are here again. It's that point in your life where every second counts. You have to focus all your energy into a cohesive beam of light and burn a new A into your exam. Puns intended? Probably.
More wacky shit that I say to gain attention after not posting in a looong time:
The month of December should be renamed to "Wow, is it cold, I mean my nipples are hard but jeez, don't you think they are overreacting? It isn't that cold, is it? I mean if it were I would feel it and put on a coat, but hey look at that nickel on the floor with the two beetles having sex on top of it, and if you are still reading this you realize that tree trunks are thicker than water, but blood is always a dime a dozen."
Being broke sucks.
Having a job 100% guaranteed for the summer doesn't suck. Money, here I come.
STD's are a thing of the past.
Last time I had sex, STD's were soooo in.
Chewing Bubblicious gum will work out your jaw muscles.
Coal, contrary to popular (at least Avner told me it was) belief, is actually not very tasty.
Avner (my new Israeli friend) said I was the fastest "Slaps" player he's seen in a very long time.
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Public education can suck my dick, BIIIIIAAAAAAAAAATCH
More wacky shit that I say to gain attention after not posting in a looong time:
The month of December should be renamed to "Wow, is it cold, I mean my nipples are hard but jeez, don't you think they are overreacting? It isn't that cold, is it? I mean if it were I would feel it and put on a coat, but hey look at that nickel on the floor with the two beetles having sex on top of it, and if you are still reading this you realize that tree trunks are thicker than water, but blood is always a dime a dozen."
Being broke sucks.
Having a job 100% guaranteed for the summer doesn't suck. Money, here I come.
STD's are a thing of the past.
Last time I had sex, STD's were soooo in.
Chewing Bubblicious gum will work out your jaw muscles.
Coal, contrary to popular (at least Avner told me it was) belief, is actually not very tasty.
Avner (my new Israeli friend) said I was the fastest "Slaps" player he's seen in a very long time.
D D# E F F# G G# H
Public education can suck my dick, BIIIIIAAAAAAAAAATCH