Cuz I'm soo stoned I can't see straaaaaaaight, and I got to find my waaay back hooooomeee....
Right now I'm drunk
I realize I haven't updated in about a month
I realize that most of you angrily load up my page looking for hilarious updates but are instead aggravated when you have to reread my table scraps
FUCK YOU!!!!
Summer means I don't write. Period. And not the girl period. The grammar period. DOUCHE! *spit*
Ok I'm starting again...
When you play poker as much as I do, you start to look at certain things with the odds in mind. I always look at the cars in the other side of traffic before I'm about to turn left. I've got a King Queen suited, and the flop is Ace Ace King. My two pair looks really really good right now, and I'll be safe if I bet. However, what are the chances that the car that looks like it will speed up and kill me has an Ace King in his hand? His full house would mean a 90 mph wreck and my brains on the wall of the building on the corner.
As I type this, about 8 people are sleeping all over my apartment. Some friends are visiting me and my roomates from UF, and they'll be here all weekend. That's why I'm drunk. And have you noticed yet that my grammar and spelling is perfect, even when I'm drunk? I'm not using spell check, you sucky fucko.
Also, selling out is fucked up.
End of drunken update
I realize I haven't updated in about a month
I realize that most of you angrily load up my page looking for hilarious updates but are instead aggravated when you have to reread my table scraps
FUCK YOU!!!!
Summer means I don't write. Period. And not the girl period. The grammar period. DOUCHE! *spit*
Ok I'm starting again...
When you play poker as much as I do, you start to look at certain things with the odds in mind. I always look at the cars in the other side of traffic before I'm about to turn left. I've got a King Queen suited, and the flop is Ace Ace King. My two pair looks really really good right now, and I'll be safe if I bet. However, what are the chances that the car that looks like it will speed up and kill me has an Ace King in his hand? His full house would mean a 90 mph wreck and my brains on the wall of the building on the corner.
As I type this, about 8 people are sleeping all over my apartment. Some friends are visiting me and my roomates from UF, and they'll be here all weekend. That's why I'm drunk. And have you noticed yet that my grammar and spelling is perfect, even when I'm drunk? I'm not using spell check, you sucky fucko.
Also, selling out is fucked up.
End of drunken update