Lemon

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I had a dream that mindme and Conservative Asian Girl From Liberal University (who has appeared in one of my dreams before and may represent an idealised version of someone's girlfriend or something whom I don't know) were demonstrating how to recover from a broken relationship for me, and I was like, "Why do I need this?" and they were like, "Duh!" All I can remember of their demonstration is that it involved a lemon.

I also cut my hair. In real life, I mean. It is short and stupid, but it'll get better.