strip clubs ARE evil.
So i took eric to Trixies last night. (when I say took, that's my excues to say it was really him who wanted to go when in fact it was me.) It was his 18th birthday so I had to "take" him. Shady Kyle came along too. We got there and there was an eight dollar cover charge. kind of expensive. then we got in and this pretty ugly girl came up to us telling us her rates and none of us were interested because she smelled like the ash tray at stonybrook that I have to clean all the time. As we settled down a waitress came up asking what we wanted to drink,
"nothing" we said.
"No" she said (i didn't know girls in a strip club were allowed to say no.) She told us there was a one drink minimum every hour.
"ok, I'll get a coke"
"Four dollars"
"What?"
so we payed and she brought out about a fourth a cup of coke for each of us...yay. Most of the time we just say in the back and oogled the ladies. I bought the guys a dance from a girl named "Dakoda," fifteen fucking dollars. so we only stayed an hour and then we left.
And here's why they are evil, I spent 30 dollars there and i know it wasn't worth it. but I still want to go back and see "Dakota" EVIL EVIL EVIL.
"nothing" we said.
"No" she said (i didn't know girls in a strip club were allowed to say no.) She told us there was a one drink minimum every hour.
"ok, I'll get a coke"
"Four dollars"
"What?"
so we payed and she brought out about a fourth a cup of coke for each of us...yay. Most of the time we just say in the back and oogled the ladies. I bought the guys a dance from a girl named "Dakoda," fifteen fucking dollars. so we only stayed an hour and then we left.
And here's why they are evil, I spent 30 dollars there and i know it wasn't worth it. but I still want to go back and see "Dakota" EVIL EVIL EVIL.