Title:Facebook
Fandom:The Avengers
Author:I_llbedammned
Characters: Pepper/Tony, Bruce Banner
Word count: 414
Challenge:Social Media
Tony's fingers flashed over the keyboard faster than most people could process, but Pepper heard every swipe with annoyance. She was on the couch reading a book and all Tony had done for the past hour.
"Do you ever get off your phone?"
He flicked his eyes upwards, "Hey, this phone makes millions of dollars. These are very important internet interactions I am having."
Pepper slid herself closer to Tony, casually resting her head on his shoulder. "Uh-huh. Very important to be on facebook all the time? Tell me, what mind blowing news is going on there?" She read, "Oh Phil got mistaken for Skye's father. Fascinating."
"Hey, you never know what kind of blackmail you might find." As he was scrolling through suddenly his eyes lit up. "This! This is what I was talking about," he said with a wicked laugh. He angled the phone more towards Pepper. There in glorious Technicolor was a picture put up by one of the celebrity stalking cites that Tony watched to see what they were saying about him of Bruce's glorious bare ass. He was clearly trying to cover himself and make a quiet exit, but had ended up in the middle of LA where privacy was a luxury that people like him were not afforded. The crowd of women that gathered to stare at his naked state was actually kind of impressive.
Pepper covered her mouth in horror, "Oh poor Bruce. He won't be able to live this down for months."
Tony cackled as he read some of the comments aloud, "'Man, the Hulk really is INCREDIBLE.' 'Daaaamn. Didn't know he kept the muscles when he was human too' 'Dat ass' 'Science is sexy' " He looked to Pepper, "Why is it that when he does these things they treat him like he is a sex object but when I am naked in public I am just drunk and disorderly?"
"Maybe because you were actually drunk?"
Tony nodded in assent, "True, but that is not the point."
"What is the point?"
"Point is, this seems like the perfect thing to save for later when Bruce starts getting uppity about me being uncontrolled."
"Do you really need photo evidence of him being humiliated?"
"We wouldn't be friends otherwise."
Pepper sighed and grabbed the phone from his hands, turning it off. “Alright, I think that’s enough for one day.”
Tony gave a begrudging sigh, but made no effort to resist her now that he had his fun.
Fandom:The Avengers
Author:I_llbedammned
Characters: Pepper/Tony, Bruce Banner
Word count: 414
Challenge:Social Media
Tony's fingers flashed over the keyboard faster than most people could process, but Pepper heard every swipe with annoyance. She was on the couch reading a book and all Tony had done for the past hour.
"Do you ever get off your phone?"
He flicked his eyes upwards, "Hey, this phone makes millions of dollars. These are very important internet interactions I am having."
Pepper slid herself closer to Tony, casually resting her head on his shoulder. "Uh-huh. Very important to be on facebook all the time? Tell me, what mind blowing news is going on there?" She read, "Oh Phil got mistaken for Skye's father. Fascinating."
"Hey, you never know what kind of blackmail you might find." As he was scrolling through suddenly his eyes lit up. "This! This is what I was talking about," he said with a wicked laugh. He angled the phone more towards Pepper. There in glorious Technicolor was a picture put up by one of the celebrity stalking cites that Tony watched to see what they were saying about him of Bruce's glorious bare ass. He was clearly trying to cover himself and make a quiet exit, but had ended up in the middle of LA where privacy was a luxury that people like him were not afforded. The crowd of women that gathered to stare at his naked state was actually kind of impressive.
Pepper covered her mouth in horror, "Oh poor Bruce. He won't be able to live this down for months."
Tony cackled as he read some of the comments aloud, "'Man, the Hulk really is INCREDIBLE.' 'Daaaamn. Didn't know he kept the muscles when he was human too' 'Dat ass' 'Science is sexy' " He looked to Pepper, "Why is it that when he does these things they treat him like he is a sex object but when I am naked in public I am just drunk and disorderly?"
"Maybe because you were actually drunk?"
Tony nodded in assent, "True, but that is not the point."
"What is the point?"
"Point is, this seems like the perfect thing to save for later when Bruce starts getting uppity about me being uncontrolled."
"Do you really need photo evidence of him being humiliated?"
"We wouldn't be friends otherwise."
Pepper sighed and grabbed the phone from his hands, turning it off. “Alright, I think that’s enough for one day.”
Tony gave a begrudging sigh, but made no effort to resist her now that he had his fun.