If you like me please find this funny
If you are anything like me, you will probably be laughing while you read this, but hey, if you arent, you probably arent my friend, so then why are you reading my journal?????
Anyways, heres some quotes from Tom and Mark. If you are cool you will know where they come from.
"It would suck to go to your grave wondering what you could have done with your band if you didn't try."-Mark
"When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder-did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage?"-Tom
"hey, if your a small person, the front is not the best view.. and if you hate seeing shitty bands, all of this, is not a good view"-tom
"make way for the hurt kid... and bring me, their wallet."-Tom
"I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in."-Mark
"If you guys are anything like me, you like to walk around in your mothers underwear trying to seduce your father. What, Just Me?"-Mark
"I came up with a little formula... if you write songs about girls you get girls at the show. we write a lot of songs about girls"-tom
"I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside"-Mark
"I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me."-Tom
"I'm probablly the best in bed, even if it is just myself in bed"-Tom
"It's all on this giant fiberoptic system tied into the Pentagon and they are monitoring everything we do and we're all gonna die."-Tom
Well, I hope you laughed at a few
Anyways, heres some quotes from Tom and Mark. If you are cool you will know where they come from.
"It would suck to go to your grave wondering what you could have done with your band if you didn't try."-Mark
"When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder-did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage?"-Tom
"hey, if your a small person, the front is not the best view.. and if you hate seeing shitty bands, all of this, is not a good view"-tom
"make way for the hurt kid... and bring me, their wallet."-Tom
"I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in."-Mark
"If you guys are anything like me, you like to walk around in your mothers underwear trying to seduce your father. What, Just Me?"-Mark
"I came up with a little formula... if you write songs about girls you get girls at the show. we write a lot of songs about girls"-tom
"I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside"-Mark
"I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me."-Tom
"I'm probablly the best in bed, even if it is just myself in bed"-Tom
"It's all on this giant fiberoptic system tied into the Pentagon and they are monitoring everything we do and we're all gonna die."-Tom
Well, I hope you laughed at a few