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Why, do you ask? Because Bruce Campbell is coming to town! That's right. Bruce campbell wants you.
Yes you. To come see him at the borders bookstore on walden ave in cheektowaga ny, across from the galleria mall.
Don't think he forgot about you, either. He wants to see you there as well.
Look how he calls to you. Oh, how silly of you to think you can resist him.
Go.