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Apr 19, 2006 04:56

Well, i was just about to go to bed, and I noticed a spider crawling down a web onto my pillow...and then i lost it.

Not lost it as in "I freaked out." I mean, I lost sight of the spider that just crawled onto my pillow. And is now probably plotting the best way possibly to stick its leg up my nose and then into my mouth while i'm asleep. Bastard.

....sleep is overrated anyhow. I'd rather be tired than have it crawl into my mouth while i'm asleep and lay its eggs (if its female and carrying) or just wreck up the place (if its not.) Sigh. Perhaps if it werent the size of a quarter. And I lost it. Maybe i should let it bite me. I probably wouldnt get any nifty powers, but...oh wait, thatt was the point, wasn't it. Ah well.
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