If...

[comfrtably_dumb]

If I was King of America, I'd make this the coolest country ever! I mean, it's already great and stuff but I'd make it awesome! And if I can't be king, I'd settle for president

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[isaid_goodday]

The first order of business: Kiss a Foreigner Day!

[and_you_love_me]

NO!!!

[isaid_goodday]

But it will be law, Jackie. You would not want to break the law.

[and_you_love_me]

Fine. Whatever. The "Law"... *rolls eyes*

So, what are you buying me for my birthday?

[isaid_goodday]

You should have it soon!

[and_you_love_me]

Candy!!! Awww, thank you Fez!!

Um... did you eat some of it? *peers*

[isaid_goodday]

Eh... no?

[and_you_love_me]

LIAR!!!

[isaid_goodday]

Yes. Yes, it is true. But I have left the very best centers for you. Fez has removed all of the inferior candies.

[and_you_love_me]

You can't know if they're inferior unless you've eaten them, Fez!

[isaid_goodday]

Oh, no-- *pulls a heart-shaped piece of paper from the candy box*

They gave me a map!!

[and_you_love_me]

Seriously????

[isaid_goodday]

*shows her the map*

Cherry cordials... coconut... caramel... creme... We are like candy pirates, with treasure map of goodness!

[and_you_love_me]

*squeals*

Okay, Fez. You have to give me the map. It's my birthday, so I should get it.

[isaid_goodday]

Here you are. Don't mind the smudges.

[and_you_love_me]

Oh. My. God, Fez. You are the absolute sweetest! Thank you!

*kisses him on the cheek*