OH WHAT THE HONKING FLAP, UNIVERSE?

[cometotheedge]

So my colleague's going off sick for amonth after an operation, and we've been struggling to find a temp who'll stick around for more than two days

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[secret_weapon]

JUMP HIM IN THE COPY ROOM!

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

[cometotheedge]

Dude srsly when I say 20something I'm talking tecnically not a teenager but only just.

UR SUGGESTION IS MOST INTRGN THO

[secret_weapon]

LOL You know young people! They are up for anything in our broken society! He probably expects to be jumped in the copy room.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DISSAPOINT HIM LIKE THAT? WHY? WHY? WHY? POOR BOY WILL GO HOME CRYING THAT NO-ONE LOVES HIM.

/The crack abt broken society is a joke. I obs do not think society is broken... except on the internet, but as we know the internet is for porn so it's okay!

[cometotheedge]

It is an excellent plan but for one tiny snag - we don't have a copy room so much as a copy corner of the open plan office we're everyone can see, and exhibitionism's not really my kink.

'Sides, boy's so tasty they'd all want a go...

[secret_weapon]

Hrmmm problem. *Thinking of private places*

JUMP HIM IN THE LADIES BATHROOM!

THERE ARE MORE STALLS THERE

Or if you have hygine considerations, as do I

JUMP HIM IN THE FIRST AID ROOM!

[cometotheedge]

FIRST AID ROOM?

DOCTORS AND NURSES?

THIS IS A PLAN WITH NO DRAWBACKS

[secret_weapon]

Do doctors and nurses always hang out in your first aid room?

We just have one ~somewhere~ and a couple of FA trained people on each floor so if something happens they can go to the first aid room and assist. Anything serious they call a wambulance.

THERE IS USUALLY A BED IN THERE AND EVERYTHING! JUMP HIM IN THE FIRST AID ROOM! AS LONG AS NO-ONE HAS A HEART ATTACK IT WILL BE FINE! MY PLAN IS INDEFATIGABLE!

[paytofay]

I formally support this line of action..!

[cometotheedge]

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET ME FIRED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

[paytofay]

GIRL IT'S WELL WORTH THE PRICE OF A FEEL~