[AU #4, Because we're bored]

[comesquickly]

[ON HIS BED, ON HIS COMPUTER, clicky click click]

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[dickaster]

[suddenly: flopping down next to you]

Doing anything fun?

[comesquickly]

Not really. Googling random stuff.

[dickaster]

Interesting random stuff?

[leans on a little. miiight be checking out your screen]

[comesquickly]

Not really, but it's more interesting than doing nothing. Which is what I was doing ten minutes ago.

[dickaster]

It loses its charm pretty fast.

[comesquickly]

[click. click. click]

No kidding.

[dickaster]

Aaand so does this. You could at least be clicking "random" on wikipedia or something.

[comesquickly]

[grins and types in "my boyfriend is short" on google image]

[dickaster]

[snickers]

Your boyfriend also has sharp elbows. In case you forgot.

[comesquickly]

["my boyfriend is pointy"]

...Uh.

[fourth hit]

[dickaster]

. . . Not sure how that's relevant.

[comesquickly]

Yeah, uh, not really.

[...cliiiiicks away]

[dickaster]

[laughs, totally not flustered or anything, really]

[comesquickly]

[...side-eyyyyes...]

[types in "my boyfriend is really hot" before he can think about what a bad idea this is]

[...yep.]

[dickaster]

[aaand goes immediately blushy, because someone doesn't spend a lot of time looking at... that]

Probably should've thought that one through better. Unless you're trying to tell me something.

[comesquickly]

...Well, I mean. You kinda are.

[man there sure is some graphic sex on this google image page. you aren't the only one blushing]