Magical Golden Power
I stayed up until 2.30 am to see Ireen Wüst win the gold medal in the women's 1500 meter speed skating. Now, this is the third time these Olympics I've stayed up late and the third time I was rewarded for it by a gold medal from a Dutch athlete. Now, this can mean one of two things:
1. I know a little bit about ice skating and hence have picked the races with the most potential for a Dutch winner to stay up for.
or,
2. I have magical powers, which I can transmit to Vancouver through the tv set, enabling the Dutch skaters to win.
I suppose it must be 1. But just on the off chance that it's 2: I'm taking payment from fans to transmit my magical powers to their favourite skater. Please contact me to dicuss my rates.
1. I know a little bit about ice skating and hence have picked the races with the most potential for a Dutch winner to stay up for.
or,
2. I have magical powers, which I can transmit to Vancouver through the tv set, enabling the Dutch skaters to win.
I suppose it must be 1. But just on the off chance that it's 2: I'm taking payment from fans to transmit my magical powers to their favourite skater. Please contact me to dicuss my rates.