Apr 30, 2010 12:17
Hee-hee. This is why I keep Big around. For shits and giggles.
Me, on Facebook: Does anyone know any yoga classes in Webster that don't cost eighty bajillion dollars?
Big: Why yoga? Have you considered alternatives?
LOOOOOOL. You know he's thinking, "like therapy, you crazy bitch?" Aww, I am crazy. But you guys love me, right? RIGHT?! I don't know. At least he's not starting shit, but after two and a half years, I kind of don't know how to deal with him when he's NOT starting shit. Or contributing to shit. Like, I admit I said some crap about him(it was all true, though), but he could have just, oh, I don't know, ignored me? Of course, he didn't, because "Asshole" was his default setting.
Anyway. That's not what this post is about. In regards to the whole yoga thing, ugh, I can just practice at home, but I don't really know what I'm doing and my biggest fear is injuring myself. I guess if I like, stretch and really follow the directions in the books, then I should be okay. I want to become more flexible so I don't have knee problems when I'm eighty years old and can run and chase after my grand-kids. Or...grand-puppies. If I never get married & just have a few dogs my whole life, I'd be okay with that. I ♥ doggies!
mr big,
yoga